Hi everybody! I'm here to talk about dreams and what kind of them that we've had.

Last night, I had several, long dreams. The kind I mostly have are the kind that looks like they are inconsistent and tend to make me feel like I'm drifting from dimension to dimension.

But my first dream was pretty fun. For some reason, I left home to go to a bus stop, but the bus that came was actually a school bus. For a while it drifted about the city, and it stopped in a neighborhood row for like an hour, then this skater punk became all bitchy and screamed, then left the area.

For some reason, the guy's house was nearby, and he invited a few people for a pool party. It was fun, there was beer and the guy magically brought a blow up pool to a slide and it transformed into a actual pool. He looked like Dude Lebowski....

My second dream was the shifty type of dream. I was at a library and as I was poking around, I heard someone saying "Cool!". As soon as I got there, there were these HUGE DVD/Laserdisc cases with Sailor Moon/Valis nude art on them. The guy then flipped to one cover and told me, "Ain't this great!?" I said it was alright. I liked the Valis ones though. They had nudity and exposed more in the story content it was trying to present.

As I flipped around, there was this cafeteria mall, then it flipped to Raoh's Castle in Fist of the North Star, where I saw Kenshiro duke out with Raoh, but then it flipped to a mature magical girl show with the characters from Bizarre Jelly, with them saving from what I can tell, Neo Miami, from a killer laser satellite base on the beach- Or something like that. From what I can tell, their manager, a woman in purple, is the wife of a high authority figure, but he seems to be a philosopher or advisor, and a writer. She then stated "I'm so sorry, honey...", as from what I can tell, the satellite was once a TV broadcast satellite, and the guy was about to have an important speech televised, but she was forced to have destroyed it. As it was destroyed, Cranberry stated that she wanted a vacation, which she and the girls had been given before, and after being drenched in pink milk, the girls and their manager teleported far away.... I was an announcer dude. No, there were no ass shots or fanservice or anything like that. It was fun to watch. Who are these girls?

That's something, huh?

Your dreams contain a lot more anime and nudity than any of my dreams ever, I think. I usually dream about very vague fears.

The kind where you kinda remember later in the actual day and you just have awful feelings for the rest of it. I'm boring.

But yeah, no matter how weird the dream, reading other peoples' dreams aren't that interesting.

Last night, I dreamt that a doctor tied me down and cut my stomach open and a bunch of spiders started crawling out of the wound.

Uh. Yeah.

Eh, I've been having them only recently. Before that, I've been dreaming about really messed up situations and undesirable positions in life. Like I was this mafia drone at my workplace, which suddenly had apartments. It ended when I escaped out of a window.

Now I've had worse. I've had a dream where I was in a previously owned house, where it then shifted to the perspective of a girl who was kidnapped by a psychotic mother and her daughter, who were going to eat her behind closed curtains. They then looked at me with their rage filled jaws combined with their cold, yet hate filled, souless, evil eyes. THE EYES.

Now I know that you're an alright person, but something tells me you're going to see a therapist about something...

I once had a dream I was eating the world's largest marshmallow. It felt so real, I could even feel the fluffiness in my mouth.

When I woke up, I found out I'd murdered my whole family

Your family tastes fluffy?

Hutch was raised by sheep

Oh, that's nothing. A few months back I had a dream about a game show where parents compete to see who can keep their baby in a freezer the longest.

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What was the prize on that? That's more twisted than The Running Man.

Hey, Soundwave! Do you read Seanbaby's Comics for Men: That will Punch you in the Dick?

I don't remember any prize, but I remember being super pissed that I lost to a nun.

HAHA! So it IS true!!

Spoiler: show

Christians ARE EVIL!!! It really doesn't surprise me, actually. I have a fucked up excuse of a cousin that thinks that children are BORN evil. What a fuckface.

Last night, I stopped into a hotel and found that my brother was managing the place. For some reason, a vision of some closet weirdo stabbing me came, and then I was compelled to take a futuristic ghetto shotgun to blow up that guy's room- With me fearing the bullets, I thought the primer could get me a faceload of spreadshot. Then I inspected the room. The guy didn't come out, but I killed him by blowing up the boiler and gas control in that room.

Then, I was riding a motorcycle on a sunny country road and landed on top of a race car. That was fun, even when the three asshat NASCAR Racers southerners came (yes, they were in uniform and everything) and attempted to beat my ass- Until I just held up my foot and only one of them, for a really strange reason, tried to punch me at a distance, in which I was of hardly in range and had hardly any effect, the most effective was only a slight nudge, which didn't do shit but make me want to kill that ass. What in the ass was all of that about?

Then they turned into outlaw cowboys, and then I saw an old dude fighting them in this western movie. Then, at the end of it all in a forest, they wanted to outsmart him with a fair duel of "Tennessee Cheatin'", and he just shot at them randomly. Then as the henchmen fell, the leader stood there like a bugged game model and blood poured out of his head. Brain damage, I guess.

What the fuck. It was nice and all seeing that, but that was irrelevant to me. I didn't eat chocolate, I swear.

Seriously, you need to stop using the spoiler tags for irrelevant things. Also, you just come off as being an ignorant twat when arguing established theology by saying that the people who believe in it are fuckfaces.

I can totally get behind the idea that children are evil. Some of them are nice cute little kids, but others are just despicable.

I dreamt I could fly once. But then I started falling a really long time.

I woke up with all sorts of dried snot underneath my nose. I had a cold, I think.

That's basically anyone.

True. Children are like amplifiers in that regard, though.

I think it's more that by the time you reach adulthood you learn to lie/hide your real self.

So, all humans are inherently evil, therefore living is a sin? What, does that means that I should give up my mind because I have the potential to do evil? Does that make any fucking sense when I've been instilled values of another culture and call all of this FUCKING BULLSHIT because the people who made that are fucking irresponsible asses?

You know, when I was born, I was born curious and happy, not a damn cynical bastard that hated everything and wanted existence to rot into black mush because "I'M NOT HAPPY, BAAAWW HAAWWW".

Also, christianity is a religion that is corrupted by man, its believers seeing everything in a pessimistic perspective and uses extremes to its own end without decency and with excuses and lies. Of course, that could be said to any religion, but then, it has the most of evil followers that wish to abuse its power.

Did you find someone's philosophy 101 notes or something?

Well, this thread got derailed quickly.

Someone lock it and toss it in the trash.

We get it youre 13 just shut it already