The Fat Kakashi and decoy octopus Party Wagon Rolls On!
June 27th, 2010

Yep, it's still fuckin' hot and worst of all it's fuckin' Sunday!

Good thing we still got Fat Kakashi and decoy octopus in the house to help make things a little bit easier, as they continue truckin' through part twenty-two of their Secret of Mana Let's Play. Careful! It will DIGEST YOUR SOUL!

And there's a Sunday update. Beating the heat status is still pending. Stay tuned.


June 26th, 2010

The middle of a hot summer Saturday is the PERFECT time to chill out with some fresh new SMPS.Net update! It's like lemonade, except it's full of fuck!

For all the good little boys and girls, Fat Kakashi and decoy octopus have returned with part twenty-one of their Tag Team Secret of Mana Let's Play to help you beat the heat. Today marks the return of an old friend that's sure to make good ol Mr. Kakashi and decoy all seven-hundred types of giddy. Click the linky and watchy.

Secondly, and I'm just throwing this out there, any of you aspiring movie review writing folks out there may wanna keep an eye on the frontpage sometime after the first of the month. Not going into details yet or answering questions, but just giving you fair notice to get your watchey-writey engines ready.

I'm gonna go beat the heat with a ballbat now. I'll let you folks know how that goes.


June 22nd, 2010

Jesus, hard to believe that June's pretty much already over. Seems like just yesterday that cocks were all over the site annoying the living hell out of everyone! So, with summer now running at high-speed and the temperatures outside starting to suck butt, it's time to stay inside with SMPS.Net and hope it updates!

Oh hey look, it did!

I can tell you're all just a little more than excited to take a trip back to Japanese Cartoon Land (now with a snazzy new look that's about 50% less intuitive)! I can just sense when you need more. A Polly knows these kinds of things. Anyway, this weekend I was able to burn through an entire 26-episode series in under 24 hours. THIS IS HOW EXCITING MY LIFE IS NOW, PEOPLE! So, the great news is that you get to hear all about it! Hooray! Today, we're having a look at the late 90's high school romance Japanese Cartoon, His and Her Circumstances, which I honest to god keep mistyping as "circumcisions" and I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY! Rest assured, there are no circumcisions in this cartoon or review.

I'mma go collect more doods and diamonds in PixelJunk Shooter now. Laters!


And It Only Took 200 Years!
June 20th, 2010

Hey, hey, hey, got just the cure for the Sunday Blues! That is if you like watchin people play dem videroogames!

It's been quite a while, but Fat Kakashi and decoy octopus have returned with the TWENTIETH part of their Secret of Mana Tag-Team Let's Play. decoy had to go and be all stupid and buy a Mac (read: useless and needlessly expensive white plastic toy computer) which put the brakes on the whole production for a bit, but they're back and ready to do what they do best. Whatever the hell it is!

Who needs church when you got this?


Chie's Mine, Step Off, Bitch!
June 9th, 2010

Hey cool, I'm not dead! Sure, my social life for the immdiate future is shot, but that don't mean That Ol' Moo, Polly doesn't know how to have fun! There are PLENTY of other reasons that prove I don't know how to have fun, but that's neither here nor there.

Since my days consist of sitting around the house by myself during the day until work rolls around with not much else to do, I decided last month that since I no longer have a social life thanks to my fantastic new work schedule, that there wouldn't ever be a better time for me to dive into one of them there Atlus games all the kids are talking about and have a nice Japanese Cartoon-inspired fake one. Since Disgaea is shit and barf, I decided to go ahead and give Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4 out for a spin and watch people fight inside the TV WHILE I WATCH TV! 96 hours, people. NINETY-SIX FUCKING HOURS! I can't even remember the last time I dumped almost 100 hours into a game, so hooooly fuck this better have been worth it.

Also, about a year and a half ago, I reviewed The Journey portion of Persona 3 FES, and today, I'm finally putting a cap on that one also with my painstakingly in-depth coverage of The Answer portion of that game starring everyone's 2nd favorite kick-ass robo-girl, Aigis. Sorry, but KOS-MOS always wins.

Alright, there's an update!


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