Isu You Having Fun Yet?
June 27th, 2011

Mondays, Mondays, Mondays. What the hell are we gonna do with Mondays, folks? I tell ya what, I don't know what we're gonna do with Mondays, either. That's why, sometimes when a Monday rolls around, we decide to just roll out an update and pretend that the Monday never even happened.

Helping ease the lull of another Monday today, we have a friend some of you may remember from SNES Week about a bajillion years ago, Pat Holloway. He'll be giving you his thoughts the PSP re-release of a classic, Ys: The Oath in Felghana, which is a remake of Ys III: Wanderers from Ys. Never been a big fan of the series myself, but I know a lot of you out there are (and most of you can't even pronounce the game's title correctly!), so here's your chance to finally see your favorite website in the world featuring your favorite game series in the world.

Additionally, concerning that cartoons thing, I've bumped the due date back to JULY 24TH since I will be out of town the week of the 18th. Figured it'd be better giving you folks an extra week to work out the kinks, rather than the lists sitting in my Inbox and not being edited together.

We're done here, you lazy ol' gadabouts!


We're Gonna Have Ourselves An Uprising
June 20th, 2011

Hey, hey, hey, lookit you fine folks here on my internets zone! How kind of you to drop by. Hell, I may even buy you an ice cream later if I decide I like you enough (read: I won't and I don't, so stop asking.) But let's not let me not buying your ugly face some ice cream get in the way of this beautiful update!

Now, I know I told you I'd get to it! Waaaaay before the game even came out, I told you to keep your grubby Guest Contributatan hands off it. It only took two months longer than initially anticipated to get her done, but you know...Lazy 'n all. So, if you click this link right now, you'll be beholden to all of my very important thoughts on Hard Corps: Uprising for the PS3 and 360. You know, that Totally-Not-Contra game Konami released way back in February/March! Turns out I had more words to say about it than I thought I would. Just pretend it's a Final Fantasy article and you'll be jet set, my pet!

And that about covers it for today. Are you still working on your cartoon thing? You'd better be!


A Friendly Reminder. Because I'm A Derp!
June 18th, 2011

It should shock no one by now that when I updated last time it was a review about a piece of animation, and that I forgot to OH SO CLEVERLY tie that into our big contributation-fest coming up sometime next month!

That's right, I'm making a whole new update just to remind everyone to contributate their list of All-Time Top 10 Favorite Cartoons! You're gonna be so famous if you do this! I'll get Beepner to be your best friend! How's that for incentive? Huh? Huh? Uh-huh, you get it now.

So be sure to head on over there and go over the submissions guidelines one last time and get to werkin' on dem lists! They're due July 17th, so while you've got a little time to dawdle, but not an eternity!

Have funs!


I'm A Weeaboo, Baby. So Why Don't You Kill Me?
June 15th, 2011

Hey everybody, WELCOME BACK to episode 2 of Let's Play June 2011. I'm your host, Polly S. Hate, and today we're doing our second update of the month where I'm going to do that thing everyone hates and talk about a Japanese Cartoon! But this is my site, so the fuck I care if you ain't like it?


Anyway, yeah. Japanese Cartoons. Haven't written about one of those in a while, so I figured since I just finished watching it this past weekend, I'd go ahead and throw out my review of BECK: Mongolian Chop Squad and see where it lands, hopefully nailing one of you fuckers in the face or something. Why? Cause that's just the kinda rock star I am, baby. I throw internet words at people. And bicycles. I throw bicycles at people.

Have I mentioned that I'm writing this update kinda tired and kinda on pain meds? I hope it wasn't too obvious by the time you got to this point, but just in case it was, I'll say now that it's my bad and it'll probably happen again.


A Dan Hunt Double Header!
June 4th, 2011

You maybe saying, "Who?" And then I'd say, "Oh, silly decoy, you accidentally clicked the mainpage again, get the fuck out!" For our other readers (you know, the good ones! But not you though, calm down.) I'll say that Mr. Dan Hunt is one of our rare, but really interesting contributators that I always enjoy seeing new stuff from. Now, if only we could get some other oddball contributators from the site's past back like Scott, we'd be in business. No, really, I'd open a business with these guys...selling or something. I DON'T KNOW, SHUT UP AND JUST BE JEALOUS OF THE BILLIONS WE'D MAKE!

Anyway, you read that right! It's a double-header, which means you get TWO Dan Hunts for the price of...well...two browser clicks. Sounds like a fuckin' bargain to me!

First up, he dives head first into the stinking maw and bloated belly of the beast we've come to know only as Square Enix, with an elaborate dissertation of Front Mission: Evolved for all of your favorite videroogame player thingies. Remember Front Mission 3? Remember how cool it was? I bet Dan does, and he's probably so gosh damn excited to be reviewing it that you'd only be doing the review an injustice by sitting here and continuing to read this blurb! BUT SERIOUSLY, COME BACK AFTER YOU READ IT THROUGH, CAUSE THERE'S MORE, OKAY, READER-SENPAI?

Doo, dee, dooooooo...

Oh, good! You did come back! THAT'S FANTASTIC! Obedience IS a virtue you know. Especially obedience to me!

Next up, Dan's got a big fat shot of wasteland for dat ass, giving us his thoughts on the somewhat recent release of Fallout: New Vegas, again for all your favorite videroogame player things. Now, I never got to play Fallout 3 because Bethesda is a fucking bag of rotting dicks and were too lazy to, ya know, make their fucking game work on my operating system (I like throwing money away, anyway!), but that's neither here nor there. You don't come here to read my LiveJournal, you come here to read about Final Fantasy, and that's EXACTLY why you should go read Dan's review of Fallout: New Vegas RIGHT NOW!

Have a nice weekend! We'll be back next week! Maybe! I don't know! If I get un-lazy!

(Unless I'm a tire-selling tycoon by that time, then you all and this site can go fuck yourselves!)


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