Crono Maniac Has Embarked On A Journey. Please Share It With Him.
September 15th, 2011

Even though I've fully committed myself to being a big ol' lazy poop for an indefinite period of time, there are folks around hell-bent to make sure you can visit this page every once in a while and have something for your eyes and brain to gnaw around on.

One such individual would be our good friend Crono Maniac, who has dedicated himself to quite a task: Journeying bravely through the world of Konami's horror hit series Silent Hill one step at a time. It'll be no easy feat, but I'm sure he's got the chops for it.

So, why not head on over and give the first entry of the series your undivided attention. You're sure to learn a lot, be delighted, be amazed, and maybe even scared as ol' CM plumbs the depths of the PlayStation 1 classic.

That's all for now, but it's quite a read so you'll have plenty to do until we meet again!


Dan Hunt, Once Again Effecting The Masses
September 9th, 2011

Well golly gosh darn, ain't that a sight. There I was digging through my inbox and noticed that a bit of the ol' Guest Contributated content had rolled in. That could only mean one thing. TIME TO MAKE SOMEBODY ELSE EDIT IT! So, they did, and it's now here for your consumption!

Occasional contributator and all-around (pretty crazy guy it would seem) Dan Hunt reviewed the original Mass Effect way back when, so it should only come to pass that he finally got off his lazy duff to review Mass Effect 2 at some point, right? Well, that's what's just happened here today, so go read it! I can't! I'm currently in the middle of playing the first one. I'm the world's biggest space asshole!

Have a great weekend, you turds!


The Slowening
September 2nd, 2011

I'm sure that the three of you out there that actually read things on this site other than FINAL FANTASY may have noticed that things have become quite slow on the update front for a while now. There's pretty good reasons for that which I won't delve too deeply into other than saying, "Life needs to stop being so damn exciting," and "I'm fucking tired." Of course, those two things combined make the idea of trying to maintain and write for this site not a very fun prospect. It's for those reasons that I recently decided to go on an indefinite hiatus. If I'm not feelin' it, I'm not going to waste mine and everyone else's time trying to write and make stuff for the site just to have content. So yeah, don't expect anything from me until I really feel like it again, and I'm not putting a timeframe on that. I may still throw up (because I WRITE LIKE BARF!) something new every now and then, but I'm no longer pressing myself hard to do so. Just too drained to put forth the effort right now with the shitty year I've been having.

Regular site contributions such as decoy and FatK's Let's Play Secret of Mana Again feature will continue to be updated with new installments as they're uploaded, and Pat's newest blabbermouth feature about Twilight or whatever it was will also be updated as he feels like writing more, so we're not going away or anything.

I'll also still be accepting Guest Contributations, but turnaround time on those won't be quite as snappy as it's been in the past. I don't know how long you'll wait for something new you've submitted to go up, so I'll just say that it'll get done when it's done. I actually have a piece sitting in my inbox this very minute, but I really just haven't had the time to get it done, so there's that to look forward to.

In any case, yep! Things are gonna be slow! Just sayin'!


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