heavymetalmage Is Here To Help You Gorge Yourself
November 19th, 2011

As many of you already know, the Annual Fattening of the Guard rolls around this week, and you know what that means. Our boy, heavymetalmage has returned to give you the straight dope on what media you should be ingesting while you pack your face full of turkey this coming Thanksgiving. With all the fine suggestions he has, there's absolutely no excuse to NOT be a lazy fat fuck while you ignore all those family members you either don't know or hate. So, be sure your brain is full of this knowledge before beginning any Thanksgiving-related activities.

Now go! Laugh and grow fat!


Looks Like Team Act Is Raising Off Again!!
November 16th, 2011

Is it just me, or do update taglines just get dumber and dumber as this site gets older? And by extension, doesn't that mean I'm getting dumber and dumber as this site gets older? It may be true, but you'd better not say anything that may imply that, else no update for you! Bad little boys and girls don't get updates. They get decoy octopus as their roommate for three months.

Good little boys and girls however, get updates. (Especially good girls get me as a roommate. This is non-negotiable.) Today's update comes from someone I've never heard of before. Hooray for new site additions! Let's see, his email says his name is "FreezingInferno". Whatever that is. You kids and your silly internet jargon. Anyway, this "FreezingInferno" (shortening that to "Frezno" from here on out, you're welcome) has written this fine website today to tell us all about the SNES "not-so-classic" ActRaiser 2. Never knew there was an ActRaiser 2? D'ya ever thing there might be a reason for that? Well, click on through and find out what this "Frezno" has to say about it.

Next time on Socksmakepeoplesexy.Net: Shopping for great packing material to keep all your shipments safe.


Gettin' All Aural!
November 8th, 2011

Hooray! Two updates in a row! But let me just reassure you like I always do that this isn't something you need to get used to. All things revolve around Polly's magical whims, and sometimes those whims are a bit on the lazy side. (read: All the time.) But hey, an update's an update, right? THE SMPS TRAIN DON'T WAIT FOR NOBODY!

I've had this one on the back burner for a while now, but had a burst of inspiration over the weekend to get my ass on the ball and actually do it.

As many of you are probably aware, I love the NES! I also happen to love NES music very much, but over time I've realized that the NES music I love isn't the music that seems to get all that much attention, so I've gone and compiled a list of fifteen games whose music I feel could use some recognition. There's just over 80 minutes of silly fresh 8-bit awesomeness behind that link, and you probably don't have a better way to feed your ears right now anyway, do you? As there are 15 embedded YouTube videos on this page, you may have to give the page a few moments longer than usual to load, so just a heads up.

While I'm at it, why don't I go ahead and plug ol' Rhete's new flash game...

Do you like bullet hell shooters? You will certainly love the piss out of this. It's a great time-waster and a great way to get that bloodpressure up to dangerous levels after about twenty levels! Or you'll break your wrist. One or the other! Oh! And if you were ever curious about the production of Hunters: Relic of Stars, then head on over and check out an in-depth making of page to read all about it.

And since I still got you here clicking links, friend of the site MooMan1 has been busy working on his own little pet project. You can click here to play Nitroman Presents: Freakin' Sweet Jumps an in-development thingo he cried and begged me to post on the site. Click the bottom button to begin play, and use X to jump and C to transform.

Whew, that was a longer update than usual. Anyway, you've got lots of stuff to check out now, so it's time to re-engage Laziness Systems. Have fun!


Make It A November To Remember With The 100th Dead End!
November 6th, 2011

It's November, so you know what time it is! At least I hope you do, since we did that backwards-ass time shifting backwards thing last night. But hey, I slept an extra hour because of it, so I don't see too many reasons to bitch. Nope! No bitching today. Just some good ol' fashioned Sunday update!

It's been quite a while since we checked in on the ongoing shuffle-to-the-right adventures of Fat Kakashi and decoy octopus, so since it's a boring Sunday and you ain't got shit to do, why not do that today? They come bearing another two decoy+FatK sized episodes of their Secret of Mana 2 Let's Play to help us burn away that awful case of the Sundays we have, so click the links below and be whisked away to a magical world where the combat kinda sucks and the menus are even more frightening!

May be back later this week for some more update, but don't hold me to it!


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