Sockscast Game of the Year 2017 Day Two!
December 29th, 2017

And here we are, the end of the road for 2017! We'd firstly like to thank you all for sticking with us for another year of our special brand of stupidity and hope we can continue to entertain you for yet another!

And now, here you are! The top 5 games of 2017 as brought to you by the only voices in gaming podcasts that matter, and we got a whole 'nother glut of listener lists too!


PollyitslisttimeFINALE!

Taylor and Polly's Top 10 Albums of 2017 Day Two!
December 28th, 2017

And here we are! The awesomest audio, the smoothest sounds, the jammiest jams of the year that was 2017 are all right here for your delicate little ears to enjoy! Taylor and Polly count down the top 5 albums of the year. You will not wanna miss any of the tunes in this one...well maybe Taylor's number 5...I KID, I KID!

Tune in tomorrow for the conclusion of our end of the year festivities with the top 5 games of 2017 Sockscast!


PollyitslisttimePart3!

Sockscast Game of the Year 2017 Day One!
December 27th, 2017

And awaaaaaaaaaay we go on our collective gaming journey that was the year 2017. Join Polly, John, and Rhete as they look back at part one of the year that was the best games they played this year, and as always we got a whole heaping load of listener lists with some hotness you won't wanna miss!

Tune in tomorrow for the finale of Polly and Taylor's Albums of 2017 list!


PollyitslisttimePart2!

Taylor and Polly's Top 10 Albums of 2017 Day One!
December 26th, 2017

And the Sockscast Podcasting Empire's end-of-the-year festivities get off to a start today with Polly and Taylor giving you the bottom half of their top 10 albums of the year list! Get yourself nice and comfy, but not too comfy because you're gonna be rockin' out to some of the only tunes released this year that matter!

Tune in tomorrow for the first half of the Sockscast Game of the Year extravaganza!


Pollyitslisttime!

Socksmakepeoplesexy.Net's End of the Year Programming Schedule
December 19th, 2017

We'll be doing our usual end of the year rounds with podcasts once again this year to give you a little post-holiday cheer and keep those stockings a little extra stuffed. Below is the schedule on when those podcasts will be going up!

December 26th: Taylor and Polly's Top 10 Albums of 2017 Day One
December 27th: Sockscast Game of the Year 2017 Day One
December 28th: Taylor and Polly's Top 10 Albums of 2017 Day Two
December 29th: Sockscast Game of the Year 2017 Day Two

We hope you tune in and enjoy the shenanigans that are sure to go down in celebrating all the good shit this year gave us to distract us from all the bad shit!

Happy holidays!


Pollyschedule

Your Top Three Games of 2017 List Due Date
December 5th, 2017

There's still plenty of time to get your top three games of 2017 list all spiffied up and sent off to us, but during this time of year time tends to slip away from everyone pretty fast, so you don't have forever.

The final due date to have your list read on the Sockscast Game of the Year episodes will be the evening of December 16th, so it's time to start getting that together.


Pollydue

End of the Year Sockscast Listener List Submissions!
November 28th, 2017

It's gettin' to be about that time of year again, and as usual, your pals at Sockscast Inc. are gearing up for those big end of the year podcasts. And just like every year, you too can be a part of the festivities. Here's all ya have to do!:

1. Create a list of three games you played this year that are your absolute favorites. No, the games don't have to have been released this year. If you played it this year and it stuck with you, it's just as valid as any other entry.

2. Write a little bit about why each game is on your list. Let's be responsible here too, folks. We're not gonna read novels. Three or four sentences should be more than enough.

3. Shoot that list on over to podcast[at-sign]socksmakepeoplesexy.net. That there's the easy step!

So, we're gonna go ahead and let you get to that and update you on the end-of-the-year content schedule here in a couple weeks or so!

Happy listing!


Pollylisting

Sockscast Episode 72!
November 14th, 2017

The dog days of summer are well past us at this point, which means it's the time of the year when we're all forced inside to become media consuming madfolk!

In this episode, John gets extra weepy and plays every single Dragon Quest game known to man while Rhete and Polly find themselves as the culprits in a nonsensical killing game... AGAIN!

Also, Now is the time to start thinking about your top 3 games of the year. As usually, we'll be taking reader lists for the end of the year shows, so now's the time to start thinking, and we'll have an announcement ready for how you can get those to us soon.


PollyTheEpisodeFinallyHappened

The Sonic Mania Roundtable Discussion!
October 3rd, 2017

Well, it finally happened! The Sonic Episode that John's been hoping that would happen for the entirety of our three-year run has finally come to pass, riding in on the coattails of the recently released Sonic Mania.

Join us for a two-hour discussion of not only the latest 2D Sonic hontness but a ton of extra Sonic lore as well. Don't worry, I'm sure it'll go by real fast.

Eh? Eh?


PollySonicast

Sonic Mania Review!
September 8th, 2017

I'm not sure why, but sometimes the writing bug just kinda grabs me again and we end up with one or two new written things on the site for the year! Lucky for you that actually happened today!

Today, we're gonna have a look at the recently released Sonic Mania! Sega's making a pretty big push for Sonic this year and this is the first of two titles. Is Sonic Mania a taste of things to come? Do we want it to be?

And I'll catch ya next time!


PollyMania

The Sockscast Third Anniversary Live Show!
August 28th, 2017

If you didn't have the good fortune of being able to be there for the live shindig, we got you covered with a nice audio archive of the festivities. Polly, Rhete, and John do the do, talkin' about a lot of cool things and are joined at various points by our pals Beepner, Sayara, and Taylor who also talked about a lot of cool things!

If you're the kinda person that's into cool things, you'll probably like this cool thing!


PollyWeBeThree

The Sockscast Third Anniversary Livecast is Over!
August 27th, 2017

A huge special thanks to everyone that turned out to join us in chat and make the event a blast. A video archive will be up soon and we'll have the episode ready for the site and .rss feeds very shortly!

Love y'all!


PollyWENOTLIVEANYMORE

Sockscast 3rd Anniversary Live Show Date and Time!
August 22nd, 2017

The Sockscast Third Anniversary Live Show will be held live on Twitch and brodcast right here on our mainpage this Sunday, August 27th, starting at 8PM Eastern.

The show will include our usual Sockscast stupidity in addition to some special guests that'll be dropping by for the fun. We'll also be taking questions and interacting with chat throughout the show, so feel free to stop by and hang out with a lot of cool as eff folks while we do our dumb talky thing for a few hours!

Hope to see ya there!


Pollyliveshow

Sockscast 3rd Anniversary Live Show Planning
August 13th, 2017

So, at the moment, we're aiming for Sunday, August 27th, at around 7-8PM EST to do the Sockscast 3rd anniversary live show, and we'd like your feedback on that to see if we're in a good spot for most folks. (The show will be archived in both podcast and video form, but we're just putting feelers out for the date/time.)

So, please leave a vote here and let us know how you feel about the currently planned arrangement.


Pollyplanning

Sockscast Update and our 3rd Anniversary Live Show!
July 19th, 2017

Hello! Are you enjoying your summer? I AM! Winter sucks! But that's not really why we're here today! We're here to discuss some pretty important info regarding the Sockscast and our upcoming livecast in August to celebrate three years of having done this really dumb show we do!

So, no point in trying to sugarcoat it or drag the first announcement out. The Sockscast will be taking a 2-3 month break starting now (even though we didn't get to record an episode this past weekend due to me having a bad sinus infection and bronchitis.) There's a lot that kinda went into this decision, and I'll admit it's mostly me, but I'll try to keep it brief.

Doing a podcast like the Sockscast requires a good bit of media consumption in order to participate and actually, ya know, have things to talk about, and for a while that's simply not where my head's been. Since the release of Her Lullaby back in February, I've found myself in a more creative space and wanting to work on other games/media that I currently have in production. Actually playing games or doing other things you'd wanna talk about on a podcast has been much less attractive to me than wanting to take time and indulge in those more creative ventures. Games are just boring to me right now, or at least PLAYING them is, and I don't like the feeling of forcing myself to play them when that's just not what I feel like doing. It leaves me at odds with how I want to spend my free time, and with feeling I HAVE to play or watch things for the sake of making a podcast happen, I feel I'm stretching my free time too thin and end up not wanting to do anything out of frustration.

So, for now, the Sockscast is gonna take a break for a bit. I'm sure this is kind of a bummer to some of you, and it's even a bummer to me because it's a show I still like doing (especially since we recently adopted a new recording schedule and tighter format), but I don't wanna force it. So, the Sockscast isn't going away forever. I just think residing in the creative bubble I feel I'm in is a lot more exciting right now than forcing myself to do things for something to talk about on a podcast. Rhete's also not keen on doing the show without the three of us, and I don't really wanna force him to do things he doesn't want to do either.

We hope everybody understands and we'll be back with regular bi-weekly episodes later in the year.

That said, we can move onto some other important business!

On August 24th, 2014 the Sockscast debuted its first episode, and sometime around August 24th (either on the date or maybe that weekend) we're currently planning a live show that'll be streamed on Twitch and on the mainpage here. We plan to get together for a few hours, shoot the shit, interact with our chat, and have some really cool people on to just talk about whatever as a celebration of sorts! We don't have things finalized yet, but when we do, it'll be posted about right here on the mainpage (as well as the Sockscast site's page) so keep an eye out for that.

In closing, if you made it to the end of this, congratulations! You didn't win anything, but congratulations all the same! Thanks for reading and understanding!


Pollybreak

Sockscast Episode 71
July 3rd, 2017

Sweet Jesus is it hot out, so it's a good thing you got a nice, breezy Sockscast to help you beat the heat!

In this refreshing new episode, Polly's beating up all the dudes, Rhete's still-a-witchin', and John's doing just a little bit of everything from being a cute bullet barfing little girl to being lost in caves for hours!

Tune in next time. Somebody will probably say, "Fart!"


PollyDudes

Her Lullaby Post-Mortem and Spoilercast
June 26th, 2017

You may remember back in February that Polly, John, and a few other super creative folks dropped their psychological horror-themed visual novel Her Lullaby. Well now, Polly, John, Carmichael Micaalus, Taylor, and Andrea Ritsu have all gotten together and we're all here to give you the ins and outs of Her Lullaby's creation as well as run through the plot in the most spoileriffic manner possible!


Pollymortem

Sockscast Episode 70
June 20th, 2017

Get your summer started off right with the hot new spew from the Sockscast crew. Eww...

In this episode, John's gone and released another game...Christ that's like nineteen this year or something, isn't it? Rhete's also hangin' around and he's got some witchin' to do, and Polly's got her own talking bike! Well, actually she borrowed it from Chelsea.

Oh and some kinda trade show happened last week or something? We talk a bit about that too!


PollyIffyisthebestgirl

Sockscast Episode 69
May 29th, 2017

Don't you worry, we brought some hot and fresh Sockscast to the pre-summer cookout, and it's a meal that's sure to keep you nice and satisfied! I mean... If you eat gaming podcasts. First up, we're all gonna sit down and play along as John journeys through Ocarina of Time, then Rhete's got aliens and space literally freaking everywhere, and Polly takes a trip to a castle full of illusion!

#JohnIsATraitor


-Pollyrinaoftime

Sockscast Episode 68
May 15th, 2017

SOCKSCAST ALERT! SOCKSCAST ALERT! Your favorite sometimes-videogames, sometimes-not-videogames podcast is back and running at fully-operational capacity as we tune in to find that John has a deep and dark secret about all this "reading" they're doing, Rhete gets Triggered by a new Japanese Cartoon that's apparently really up his alley, and Polly plays way too many RPGs!

Do you think YOU'RE bad enough to take our podcasting championship?


-Pollymacho

John Thyer's Kikai Is Now Available!
May 13th, 2017

Finally, the day has come! We've heard John talk about it for years now and finally it's here for us all to enjoy!

Inspired largely by Ecco The Dolphin's "Welcome To The Machine" auto-scrolling nightmare of a stage, Kikai takes the concept and adds its own spin with a unique atmosphere, slick and easy controls, solid stage design, and a solid soundtrack on top of all that.

You're guaranteed to have yourself a great time!


-Pollyisthemachine

Sockscast Episode 67
May 1st, 2017

John kept insisting that this episode be named "The Rhohncast," but Rhete and I would have none of it, and cooler, smarter heads prevailed in this situation. You're all very welcome.

This time, we got a Rhete and John only special and it finds John following up his dive into horror games after completing his Amnesia: The Dark Descent playthrough with some SOMA and tossing some Resident Evil on top of it for good measure. Rhete's still not able to get over his Phantasy Star Online 2 kick and he REALLY wants to get Inside you, and we also get a healthy discussion about the recently released flick Get Out.

Thanks for listening!


-Pollyisscurred

It's The JannaCast Episode 2... Wait...what?
April 21st, 2017

JOHN AND ANNA HAVE TAKEN OVER THE PODCAST AGAIN AND I AM NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS!


-Pollywut?

The New Sockscast Site And A Couple Changes
April 18th, 2017

After last week's kerfuffle, we have a new Sockscast site up and running. Sure, it's not as spiffy and doesn't offer the same organizational tools that blog software features, but it does look more in tune with the site's overall design, and it's a lot more secure. So, all new episodes going forward will appear there (and on the mainapge, obviously.)

Secondly, I've removed the "Random" and "Links" pages because they were horribly out of date and served no purpose. Currently they go to empty pages, but I'll be updating the functions to link to the podcast and our Discord soon, along with a new banner and set of buttons to kinda spiffy the place up a bit.

That's all for now!


-Pollysite

So, Here's What's Going On...
April 13th, 2017

Socksmakepeoplesexy.Net's webhost has been going to the shitter for the last three or so years. They were sold to a larger entity, and over time I started noticing that the site's overall speed was dropping, we were experiencing more downtime than we had previously, and customer service expediency and willingness to help in situations where the site needed it had plummeted. The latest outage, having lasted over 24 hours, was met with no response at all from customer support, informing me that the site had been "suspended" but nobody seemed to know why. Even the email I received made no mention of what was actually the issue. And so, it was time to pack the ol' bags and head for (hopefully) greener pastures.

And so, here we are. On a new host. Go ahead and drink it in.

Anyway, since we've moved to a new host and I'm still in the middle of getting everything back up and running, there are likely things on the site that are probably broken or perhaps missing. We're working on it. Right now we're in the middle of trying to sort out the Sockscast situation. The biggest issue at the moment, is the Sockscast's blog system had to go. Too many damn security holes and I honestly don't have time or patience to deal with them. But we're working on a solution that should be fully realized within the next week or so.

In the mean time, Sockscast episodes can be found here. It's not elegant, and it may never be quite as elegant as what we had, but for now we're just gonna use the page the Sockscast RSS feed scrapes for updates. Alternatively, you can use the Sockscast RSS feed directly to keep up with and listen to older episodes. (NOTE: As I'm currently in the state of getting everything back up, episodes may not yet be available. This will all be sorted soon.)

That's all I can really think of at the moment. I'm terribly sorry for the inconvenience and confusion this has likely caused. I'll be sure to post critical updates and what have you on the SMPS twitter feed @SMPS_Updates, so there's another way you can keep up with things.

Thanks for your patience and understanding.

And have I mentioned that god damn, you're lookin' FINE today?


-Pollyhatesbeingtheadmin

Polly Interviews Let's Player Ballerscuba
April 8th, 2017

Another hot bonus episode of the Sockscast for y'all! This time, Polly got a chance to have a chat with one of her favorite Let's Players Ballerscuba for a conversation about Let's Playing, maintaining a consistent update schedule, a whole load of Final Fantasy talk, and what it's like to be a YouTube bajillionaire!

We hope you laugh. We hope you learn. We hope you tune in next time.

Thanks for listening!


-Pollyscuba

Sockscast Episode 66
April 2nd, 2017

Your faithful, regularly scheduled, nothing at all different Sockscast returns as always and this time we're joined by Sockscast Theme/Her Lullaby composer and host of the Album Listening Club Taylor! In this episode, freakin' EVERYONE'S got a big ol' boner for NieR:Automata, the brand-new Power Rangers movie, and thanks to Taylor's presence, more music talk that's ever appeared before on a Sockscast!

As always, if you have questions for your good ol' pals at The Sockscast, shoot em to @smps_updates on Twitter or fire an email off to podcast[at-sign]socksmakepeoplesexy.net!


-PollyIsMissing

Polly Interviews Speedrunner angrylanks
March 27th, 2017

Polly got the chance to sit down with one of her favorite speedrunners and Contra senpai, angrylanks for a fun discussion about speedrunning, drumming, and Polly gets schooled on the for-really-reals uses of the fish-eye lens.

Gotta go fast, y'all!


-Pollylanks

Sockscast Episode 65
March 19th, 2017

What up, you lovely rays of sunshine? Hope you got them pretty little ears of yours all perked up for another hot batch of Sockscast goodness! This time on the show, Rhete STILL watches all the Japanese Cartoons he can in any given period of time, John's tired of all these damn dams, and Polly is a sexy sword-slinging android, but you already knew that part. Also, there may be a Sega love-fest somewhere in this episode. See if you can find it!

We'll catch ya next time!


-PollY:Automata

Sockscast Episode 64
March 5th, 2017

I guess a lot's been goin' down the last few days in the ol' gaming sphere, but you just go ahead and push all that junk right out of your brain and listen to your ol' pals at the Sockscast regale you with uplifting tales of cannibalism, the brutal, yet gleeful murders of your sisters, and what it's like being a bug in a world that's dead. You won't have room in your grey matter for much else!

Smell ya next time!

Be sure to shower or something first though!


-Pollyshowersnightly

Sockscast Interview With Kira Buckland!
February 26th, 2017

Polly got a chance to sit down with professional voice actress, fellow David Bowie nerd, and all around Super-Rad Person™, Kira Buckland for a nice lengthy chat. Kira takes some time to school Polly on the ins and outs of the current voice acting world as well as share her journey from her start at voice acting in Newgrounds projects all the way up to where she is now. Her's is an awesome and inspiring story and we're happy to be able to share a bit of it with you.

You can also catch her as the leading lady 2B in the upcoming western release of Nier: Automata.

Catch ya nerds later!


-Pollytalkstopeople

Sockscast Episode 63
February 19th, 2017

Are you ready for the calmest, chillest Sockscast in the history of Sockscast? Welp, BAD NEWS! But don't worry, there's just enough calm in this storm for Rhete to sacrifice all his friends and Neps to alien invasions while John gets himself ready to release ANOTHER game, and Polly to go on an adventure that seems...just a bit familiar.

Getcha some!!


-PollyisNOTSetsuna

Her Lullaby is Now Available!
February 14th, 2017

Happy Valentine's Day from myself and John Thyer to you!

Today, me and John are launching a pretty big project we've been working on since the first week of December, and you can grab yourself a copy of it right up there in the ol' linkeroo.

Her Lullaby is a horror-themed visual novel full of mystery, drama, violence, and emotion. It draws from many of our influences and personal experiences and is a game we're both very proud of, and we couldn't be happier to finally be sharing this thing with all of you.

We had a lot of help along the way and we want to send a huge shout out to the following people:

Carmichael Micaalus for his awesome character art and designs.
S. Broka for the amazingly moody and atmopsheric score (which is included with every download!)
Shiori Haino for all the extra coding help.
Andrea Ritsu for one of the game's final key pieces of art.
And After5, Ghosty, S. Broka, and wasnotwhynot for beta testing and offering lots of great feedback.

Most of all, Her Lullaby is a big fat "THANK YOU" to everyone that has inspired us to want to create. Without your wonderful creations, this game wouldn't exist. You've given of yourself and put cool things out into the world for people to enjoy, and we offer our thanks by doing the same.

We hope you enjoy and feel free to send feedback!

Loves to you all.


-Polly and John

SnS Album Listening Club: Red Hot Chili Peppers - The Getaway
February 7th, 2017

Hey hey! I told you we'd be back after the first of the year, and we get things started this year with a nice roundtable about Beepner's choice, Red Hot Chili Peppers' surprising and weird 2016 release, The Getaway.

Some fun trivia: We were on a time limit for this one. Byron was on the verge of DEATH POOPS happening because he had to take a laxative beforehand.

Just figured you'd all wanna know that.


-Pollyway

Sockscast Episode 62 + A VERY SPECIAL Announcement!
February 5th, 2017

If you liked any one of the past sixty-one episodes of the Sockscast, you're sure to at least moderately enjoy this one! This Sockscast starts things out with a VERY special announcement from Polly and John, then we move onto John only playing Castlevania games for the entirety of two weeks, and Rhete only watching Japanese Cartoons. What's not to love?

Our second order of business is the announcement of a visual novel put together by myself and John with loads of help with the art and music from our good pals Carmichael Micaalus and Taylor, and many many other people. We really hope you give the teaser a look and give the final game a go when we launch February 14th!

Have a nice week, y'all!


-Pollyby

The Top 202 Gen-6 Games Ever As Voted by SnS: THE FINALE
February 3rd, 2017

We're finally here. Our final day of judgement is upon Generation Six as count down the TOP TEN games. This is the cream of the crop, people, so ya better be paying attention and gettin' all up on these fantastic games.

We also prepared a special podcast to go along with the finale linked above. In it we count down the top 76 entries and talk about HOW THEY'RE ALL BAD! Well, not all of them. Just some of them. (Read: Sonic Adventure? FUCKING REALLY?)

Thanks for tuning in and we'll catch you on our regular Sockscast this weekend.

LOVE YOU!


-PollyGen6FINALE

The Top 202 Gen-6 Games Ever As Voted by SnS: Part 4
February 2nd, 2017

So, here we are. The penultimate installment of the list. A lot of the heavy hitters are bound to start peeling off from the pack now. The absolute best that the generation has to offer looms on the horizon, but not before we break it down for you from entries #35-#11!

Are all your favorite picks out by now, or are they still in the running?


-PollyGen6-4

The Top 202 Gen-6 Games Ever As Voted by SnS: Part 3
February 1st, 2017

We're back today because we could feel you were getting lonely, so we decided to bring another big ol' bag of great Generation Six games for you to reminisce about. God, we really do spoil you sometimes, don't we? Anyway, today's list goes from entries #75-#36.

Getting closer to that climax...

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

(but not to you, lol!)


-PollyGen6-3

The Top 202 Gen-6 Games Ever As Voted by SnS: Part 2
January 31st, 2017

I told you we'd be back, and you just sat there not belieiving me all day. Look at all that egg on your face, eggface. God, I bet you're feelin' REALLY silly now.

Anyway, have yourself a trip on over to today's portion of the list which covers entries #125-#76. We're startin' to get into the real meat of things, and from here on, it's sure to be a show of nothing but the absolute best!

Catch ya tomorrow!


-PollyGen6-2

The Top 202 Gen-6 Games Ever As Voted by SnS: Part 1
January 30th, 2017

WE TOLD Y'ALL SUCKAS! WE TOLD YOU IT'D GET FINISHED AND HERE IT IS!

The SnS forums voted last year for their favorite Generation Six games and all this week we're gonna be counting them all down for you, and giving you a lot of great opinions on said games in the process. Today's list goes from entries #202-126. That's a freaking BUTT LOAD of videogames to be reading about, so you might wanna get yourself over there and start reading!

Be sure to tune back in tomorrow for Part 2, and be ESPECIALLY sure to tune in Friday for a special edition of the Sockscast where we give our very right and expert opinions on the final stretch of the list!

KEEP COUNTIN'!


-PollyGen6-1

Sockscast Interview With JoyMasher!
January 24th, 2017

Danilo Dias and Thais Weiller of JoyMasher, makers of fun retro throwbacks Oniken, Odallus: The Dark Call, and the upcoming Blazing Chrome took some time out of their busy schedules to sit down and have a chat with Polly about game design, the creation of their games, and what we can look forward to in the future from them!

A huge thank you to both Danilo and Thais for letting me have the chance to sit down and have a chat with them. We hope you enjoy!

Note: Link to GamaSutra article Thais wrote mentioned during interview.


-PollyMasher

Podcasts Make People Sexy: Sockscast Episode 61
January 22nd, 2017

Your pals at the Sockscast knew you might need a little somethin-somethin' to get a few laughs going what with recent happenings, and we're here to deliver with Rhete finally getting around to playing a game Polly's been telling him to for five years, John maybe or maybe not turning stripper, and Polly leading the charge on Nintendo's new whatever the hell.

And hey, if you got a question for your pals at the ol Sockscast, you can shoot us the questions you've been DYING to have answered over at @SMPS_Updates on Twitter or go the old fashioned route and send us an email to podcast@socksmakepeoplesexy.net


-Pollyswitch

Podcasts Make People Sexy: Sockscast Episode 60
January 8th, 2017

A new year, a new Sockscast! Well...I mean it's a new episode, not that we're necessarily doing anything new. That said, we start the year off by welcoming back our good pal and Power Rangers blogger (no, seriously!) Samurai Karasu. This episode is jam packed with lots of fun discussion about console flashcarts, robots, genies, pretty boys on road trips, and the precious cinnamon rolls of Danganronpa. We may also figure out what NES game is worth still paying $50 for!

And hey, if you got a question for your pals at the ol Sockscast, you can shoot us the questions you've been DYING to have answered over at @SMPS_Updates on Twitter or go the old fashioned route and send us an email to podcast@socksmakepeoplesexy.net


-Pollygeniehero

Game Playin' and Dragon Slayin'
January 2nd, 2017

Happy New Year from your pals over here at Socksmakepeoplesexy.Net! We hope you enjoy everything we'll be throwing your way this year, what with all the podcasts and stuff we do now, plus hey, maybe there'll be some writing and stuff. I know of a certain large list of games you all wrote stuff for that'll be appearing here very soon...

But that's not why we're here today! We're here to talk about game reviews. You guys remember those? Man...those were the days, right?

Well, what would you say if I served you up a hot-off-the-presses review of 7th Dragon III: Code VFD for 3DS? Man, it'd be weird if I did something like that, huh?

People actually reading websites these days. HAHA! God, can you even imagine?


-Pollydragonslayer