Like A Bucket...
February 28th, 2007

EDITED AND UPDATED
I made a booboofuckup on Pat's article, but it's fixed now. The link to the Final Fantasy I article in the menu linked to the old version of the file. Please check out the newer version of the file from the new menu or by clicking here.

Ohhhhh y'all got a lot of readin' to do TODAY! I'm not even kiddin! Wanna know why? Because Fat Pat The River Rat just handed in the first two of 18,000,000 articles he's about to write on a highly underrated and underappreciated little series known as Final Fantasy. You can click here to head on over and start readin.

In there you'll find a re-worked Final Fantasy I article along with a brand-spankin' new Final Fantasy II article. It's really good shit, so stay tuned for future updates.

Also, I wanna send a shout out to Skibo. As we should all already know by now, Skibo, AKA "King of da 'Burbs" came in as runner up in Ego Trip's White Rapper Show, but he deserves props for doin his thing. Hallelujah hollaback, kid!


-Pollydiedattheend

Do You Like Stories About Green-Haired Girls?
February 16th, 2007

Remember all the way back in December or some shit when I mentioned something about Final Fantasy VI Advance? Well it came out and I got the straight fuckin dope on it right here. It features something I'm gonna try and work into all my reviews from now on (even though it's really not that great of a feature.)

See that image over there to the right? Well if you click it, it'll open the FOR REALLY REAL LIFE SIZE IMAGE in another window for your viewing pleasure. Like I said, nothing great, and a little extra work, but I may keep it around for when this site finally goes 2.0... sometime... in the near future, I promise! (or not)

And that's about all I got today! Just keeping caught up with the comic for the most part and staying busy with other crap like WORK!


-Pollybranford

Danger Is Go!
February 5th, 2007

That's right. The Adventures of Pat and Polly! has officially launched. Though it wasn't without complete disaster right at the moment of launch. The software I was originally using decided to barf all over itself and die, so with the help of decoy I was able to get everything back up and running in probably better condition than before.

It's kinda sloppy right now, but please bear with it. I will continue with the promised update schedule of Monday, Wednesday, and Friday for the first two weeks since those comics are already finished, but can't guarantee anything beyond that. Other than that, I'll be spiffying up the design a bit more and working on some major changes for the main site.

So hop on over and enjoy. And die!


-Pollylaunchesacomic

Journeying Into Uncharted Territory
February 1st, 2007

What follows is a grand (read: Stupid) announcement for a wonderful (read: Stupid) new section of the site. So read carefully. If you don't catch it the first time you won't be able to read it again. This entry will self-destruct once you finish reading.

They're every-fucking-where these days. Everyone I know either has one or has had one in the past, and I'm willing to bet I could find evidence that my dad probably has one going on somewhere too. Hell even you probably have one. Know what that is?

A webcomic.

The idea first came to me to do one while I was somewhat intoxicated, talking to Pat, and spouting off random stories here and there about grand endeavors that may or may not have happened. That's right, fuckmos. Though she's resisted for well over 2 years while everyone around her had them piling up, Polly has now given in to the sickness that has infested all your lives for so long.

POLLY IS MAKING A WEBCOMIC!

The Adventures of Pat and Polly! will officially debut Monday, February 5th. The current PROSPECTIVE update schedule will be a new comic every MONDAY and FRIDAY with an optional WEDNESDAY comic, should I have the time, an idea, or the motivation.

The basis of the comic is just as the title implies. The Adventures of Pat and Polly will chronicle the lives of Pat and Polly as they go on adventures! How fuckin' simple was that? It will be done using my amazingly shitty art skills and the humor will be whatever makes ME laugh. If it doesn't make you laugh, tough shit. I'm doing this for me and for my own amusement.

So, there you have it. Hope you decide to tune in Monday to see what's up and give it a few installments before you decide to mark it for the shit that it probably is.

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-Pollynewendeavors