Features From the Future
After what feels like a majillion years, Socksmakepeoplesexy.Net finally has its own podcast! Join your amazingly knowledgable and endlessly entertaining hosts Polly, Rhete, and John Thyer (Crono Maniac) as they explore the uncharted territory of videogame-related podcasting.
Pat Likes Final Fantasy. Pat LOVES Final Fantasy. He has a LOOOOOOOOT of things to say about every one of them in this ongoing piece that will be sure to delight you! No refunds.
Pat gives us a whole hell of a lot more than we ever probably needed to know about Shigesato Itoi's cult-classic series.
Weaboo, Japanophile, whatever you wanna call it! As much as I rag on the stuff and the people who watch it, I myself enjoy it as well. I also hate it. Come here for all same great-tasting Polly Venom (and some love...) directed at a whole new medium! May be a consolidated Feature in the future.
Chrono Trigger. Pat LOVES
Chrono Trigger. He has a LOOOOOOOOT of things to say about
every one of them
both Chrono Trigger and Chrono Cross in this
piece that will be sure to delight you! No refunds.
Myself or Pat will think of a fitting description blurb to put here at a later date. I got a headache, what do you want?
Crono Maniac is here to talk about those horror games were crappy controls and too many inventory puzzles that AREN'T about immoral pharmaceutical companies, sentient organelles, or dinosaurs.
Ya know what? Shmups are so awesome that we decided to go ahead and dedicate an entire portion of the site to those silly arcade style games where you fly a ship and shoot things! Can you score enough points for an extend?
This Feature is currently under re-structuring.
smps.net's official (stupid) webcomic! Due to the comic running its course, or just a general lack of inspiration, the comic is no longer updated regularly, but that doesn't mean a new one might not make its way out every now and then.