Assy
April 27th, 2008

Oh bother. It's Sunday. Sundays suck and everyone knows it. But fear not, loyal F5'ers of SMPS, for our friend Dan Hunt has stopped by today with a little something to maybe help ease a bit of that general Sunday Suckitude with his review of Mass Effect for the XBLOCK 360! If that doesn't make you happy, then I don't know what else to do for you fuckers. You GIVE AND GIVE and they're never satisfied... sigh...

Also...

Fuckin Sundays...


-Pollyhatessunday

Twenty-Five More? Are You Kidding Me?
April 12th, 2008

Just when I thought I was through with you crazy listy folks, too!

Well, actually this is a list of a different sort. cack and a few other folks over at the Mega64ums have put together a list of 25 or so bad-ass moments in videogames for your viewing pleasure.

Also of note, after seven long years, Rhete finally decided to give his site a nice new coat of paint and an overhaul. LOOKIN' A LITTLE FAMILIAR THERE, GUY, but if you're gonna copy something, it might as well be PERFECTION!

Enjoy your weekend! I won't be!


-Polly25again!

SMPS Presents: The Top 10 Worst Games of All-Time ver. 2.0!
April 5th, 2008

Hot off the presses and now fully Y2K compatable, Socksmakepeoplesexy.Net is proud to present:

The Top 10 Worst Games of All-Time ver. 2.0!

The upgraded version of the old list features a little bit of the old and a whole lotta new. Combined, you've got thirteen lists to dig through, and you'll be at it for quite a while, believe me. Some of you fuckers sure can talk!

I'd like to thank everyone that took part in the creation of this article. It wouldn't be nearly as interesting without you submitting your own opinions as well. So, give yourselves a pat on the back, you loyal dog-like followers who will do whatever I command! My legion!

If there's a problem with your list, feel free to email me about it. I've run over them MANY times and think they're all squared away, but there may still be a stray error or two. Just gimme a day or two to get it fixed as I've been incredibly busy lately and that doesn't look like it's going to calm down anytime soon.

Go have fun! Enjoy the hatred of games and the people who are hating them!


-Polly10.2

Wait, what?
April 3rd, 2008

What tha hell was that crap all about? At least it wasn't some stupid as shit Rickroll that every other site in the universe was doing, right?

You all have Rhete to thank for the only good April Fool's joke of 2008. He put all of the content on i.smps.net together by himself and it was pretty spiffy.

Except The Awesome Adventures of Polly Review. That was by Kaz.

Now you can all go back to reading what 85% of you only come here for anyway! (No that's not spite, that's just what my traffic numbers say.)

My webstats also point this out:

Alright, then! Top 10 List stuff. I'm awaiting one last piece of presentation poop to make it in and everything will be ready to go. So, I'm gonna say it'll all be ready by Friday. Sunday at the very latest. I hope.

Allergies rock!


-Pollyfoolsyou