April 27th, 2008
Oh bother. It's Sunday. Sundays suck and everyone knows it. But fear
not, loyal F5'ers of SMPS, for our friend Dan Hunt
has stopped by
today with a little something to maybe help ease a bit of that general
Sunday Suckitude with his review of
for the XBLOCK 360! If that doesn't make you happy,
then I don't know what else to do for you fuckers. You GIVE AND GIVE
and they're never satisfied... sigh...
THIS IS 100% GENUINE A REAL LIFE PICTURE OF DAN HUNT!
Twenty-Five More? Are You Kidding Me?
April 12th, 2008
Just when I thought I was through with you crazy listy folks, too!
Well, actually this is a list of a different sort. cack
few other folks over at the Mega64ums
have put together a list of 25 or so bad-ass
moments in videogames
for your viewing pleasure.
Also of note, after seven long years, Rhete
finally decided to give his site a nice new coat of paint and an overhaul. LOOKIN' A LITTLE
FAMILIAR THERE, GUY, but if you're gonna copy something, it might as well be
Enjoy your weekend! I won't be!
SMPS Presents: The Top 10 Worst Games of All-Time ver. 2.0!
April 5th, 2008
Hot off the presses and now fully Y2K compatable, Socksmakepeoplesexy.Net
is proud to present:
The Top 10 Worst Games of
All-Time ver. 2.0!
The upgraded version of the old list features a little bit of the old and
a whole lotta new. Combined, you've got thirteen lists to dig through, and
you'll be at it for quite a while, believe me. Some of you fuckers sure
I'd like to thank everyone that took part in the creation of this article.
It wouldn't be nearly as interesting without you submitting your own
opinions as well. So, give yourselves a pat on the back, you loyal
dog-like followers who will do whatever I command! My legion!
If there's a problem with your list, feel free to email me about it. I've
run over them MANY times and think they're all squared away, but there may
still be a stray error or two. Just gimme a day or two to get it fixed as
I've been incredibly busy lately and that doesn't look like it's going to
calm down anytime soon.
Go have fun! Enjoy the hatred of games and the people who are hating
April 3rd, 2008
What tha hell was that crap all about? At least it wasn't some stupid as
shit Rickroll that every other site in the universe was doing, right?
You all have Rhete
for the only good April Fool's joke of 2008. He put all of the content on
together by himself
and it was pretty spiffy.
Except The Awesome Adventures of
. That was by Kaz.
Now you can all go back to reading what 85% of you
only come here for anyway
! (No that's not spite, that's just what my
traffic numbers say.)
My webstats also point this out:
Alright, then! Top 10 List stuff. I'm awaiting one last piece of presentation
poop to make it in and everything will be ready to go. So, I'm gonna say it'll
all be ready by Friday. Sunday at the very latest. I hope.