I wanted to review something for the NES. The problem is, everyone and her cousin Deena have done ROM reviews. Even reviews of ROM hacks have been done. And there was all sorts of stupid/awesome accessories that came out for the NES, but they've been reviewed to death as well. But one area of the NES that I have not seen adequetely covered was the humans. Yes, many gamers know of the vast library of humans available for the NES, yet hardly any of them ever get a review (aside from that Russian guy who invented Tetris. Fun Fact: communism + copyright laws = lots of money for Nintendo). Without further ado, here are several humans that I had with my NES, and it is with nostalgia and immense self-loathing that I review them here for you.