This year's actually been a pretty busy year for my site, even without much
content over the past couple of months. Every once in a while I'll receive an
email from a new reader, or a submission of some sort from someone I don't
recognize from 8EasyBits. I guess it really shouldn't be, but it still
surprises me everytime I hear from someone new. It's surprising because
I don't really go out of my way to promote my site at all. I just like it
like that. Random people stumbling in.
So, tonight I got curious and decided to do a little elementary-level
research to find out exactly how people are finding my site. Referral
links didn't really lead me to much, but what was surprising were referrals
from search engines and phrases searched for. The results... were quite...
Well they're a little fucking disturbing at times if you wanna know the truth.
Let's have a look at what AWStats had to say:
Okay, right off the bat, "socksmakepeoplesexy." Who the fuck's searching that?
WHY are they searching that? It's the name of the site! Why are they searching
for the name of a site they already know? Fucking dumbasses... Moving on...
Final Fantasy VI Advance? Okay, nothing too weird there...RELM HENTAI? I got
people lookin for lolis and delicious flat chest and ending up here! And by
mentioning both in the previous sentence that number is sure to double by next
month.
"polly socks sexy." How do I be more disturbing? I don't even wanna know
the mentality behind this one.
Next two are pretty average I guess...
"[REDACTED] humiliate sock." No seriously, where do you people come from? How do
those even GO TOGETHER?
I guess everything else is pretty standard fare, but I really wanna know how
"wellbutrin" and "clonazepam" got in there too.
Let's move onto Webalizer...
There's really only a few standouts here, I suppose. "Teenagers smoking" caught
me off guard. I can only imagine a poor mother of some sort looking through
Google to try and find hints as to how to know whether her son's smoking or not
only to end up at a website that calls her a [REDACTED] at every opportunity it has.
In that case, I'll be glad to help.
Hey mom! Your son's smoking. And he's a [REDACTED]. So are you.
"cock."
COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK
COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK
COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK
COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK!
"die motherfucker die." I can get behind that and have no doubt I've said it before.
Maybe in reference to Contra Force or something, I dunno.
"dildo." "dildo up ass." "Man dildo." DECOY!!!
So yeah, I don't think I wanna know you new people anymore! Y'all's searchin for some
messed up shit!
Alright, and our last order of business for the day is a final due date for the
Top
25 Games Article I've been going on and on about for 15 years. I've decided on a
final due date of
NOVEMBER 18th, 2007. I've given more than an ample amount of time
for all who wish to participate to get their shit in and this is the last stretch. Just
a little under a month. I guess that seems like stretching it out for an awful God damn
long time, and I apologize, but I'm just too busy with life and I've been preparing for
a move for a while, but this is honest to goodness the final delay. The final article
should be up sometime shortly after that.
You've still got a month, so if you're still wanting in on this thing just follow all the
instructions listed
right here and get that shit sent
out.
Phoenix Wright; Trials and Tribulations next week, motherfuckers! Wooooo! Contra 4 is
only a few weeks away now too! Locked and loaded, baby.
-Pollystats
We usher in a new month and finally some fucking site activity, care of
good ol