Interesting Numbers And Other Stuff
October 20th, 2007

This year's actually been a pretty busy year for my site, even without much content over the past couple of months. Every once in a while I'll receive an email from a new reader, or a submission of some sort from someone I don't recognize from 8EasyBits. I guess it really shouldn't be, but it still surprises me everytime I hear from someone new. It's surprising because I don't really go out of my way to promote my site at all. I just like it like that. Random people stumbling in.

So, tonight I got curious and decided to do a little elementary-level research to find out exactly how people are finding my site. Referral links didn't really lead me to much, but what was surprising were referrals from search engines and phrases searched for. The results... were quite... Well they're a little fucking disturbing at times if you wanna know the truth.

Let's have a look at what AWStats had to say:



Okay, right off the bat, "socksmakepeoplesexy." Who the fuck's searching that? WHY are they searching that? It's the name of the site! Why are they searching for the name of a site they already know? Fucking dumbasses... Moving on...

Final Fantasy VI Advance? Okay, nothing too weird there...RELM HENTAI? I got people lookin for lolis and delicious flat chest and ending up here! And by mentioning both in the previous sentence that number is sure to double by next month.

"polly socks sexy." How do I be more disturbing? I don't even wanna know the mentality behind this one.

Next two are pretty average I guess...

"[REDACTED] humiliate sock." No seriously, where do you people come from? How do those even GO TOGETHER?

I guess everything else is pretty standard fare, but I really wanna know how "wellbutrin" and "clonazepam" got in there too.

Let's move onto Webalizer...



There's really only a few standouts here, I suppose. "Teenagers smoking" caught me off guard. I can only imagine a poor mother of some sort looking through Google to try and find hints as to how to know whether her son's smoking or not only to end up at a website that calls her a [REDACTED] at every opportunity it has. In that case, I'll be glad to help.

Hey mom! Your son's smoking. And he's a [REDACTED]. So are you.

"cock." COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK!

"die motherfucker die." I can get behind that and have no doubt I've said it before. Maybe in reference to Contra Force or something, I dunno.

"dildo." "dildo up ass." "Man dildo." DECOY!!!

So yeah, I don't think I wanna know you new people anymore! Y'all's searchin for some messed up shit!

Alright, and our last order of business for the day is a final due date for the Top 25 Games Article I've been going on and on about for 15 years. I've decided on a final due date of NOVEMBER 18th, 2007. I've given more than an ample amount of time for all who wish to participate to get their shit in and this is the last stretch. Just a little under a month. I guess that seems like stretching it out for an awful God damn long time, and I apologize, but I'm just too busy with life and I've been preparing for a move for a while, but this is honest to goodness the final delay. The final article should be up sometime shortly after that.

You've still got a month, so if you're still wanting in on this thing just follow all the instructions listed right here and get that shit sent out.

Phoenix Wright; Trials and Tribulations next week, motherfuckers! Wooooo! Contra 4 is only a few weeks away now too! Locked and loaded, baby.


-Pollystats


Square Dance With Fatty Patty
October 3rd, 2007

We usher in a new month and finally some fucking site activity, care of good ol Fatty Patty Watty as he's just unleashed a mammoth update to his ongoing Final Fantasy Retrospective series. Today, he takes a look at my second favorite game in the series, and an unquestionable fan-favorite for many others, Final Fantasy VI! So, head on over there and peep dat shit while it's hot, ya heard?

Alright! Now with that out of the way, I've done a bit of tidying up around the site and getting some things re-sit-u-ma-tated, or at least made a few things a bit less of a pain to get to.

Firstly, NES Week Part C has now been archived as its own little article. All the mainpage entries from the week are there and ready for your reading pleasure. I'll be archiving NES Week Part Deux sometime in the future as well. Just be aware that the NES Week Part C page contains 3 very large Flash files and the content may take a while to load.

I also went ahead and added kc Green's dose of NES Week Part C Icons as a little page of their own as well. You'll find those and all of the music players that I made for NES Week Part C in the Random section of the site.

Lotta good shit coming out this month that might make for some new content including a brand-spankin new Radiohead CD that's being released in a rather unique fashion and Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations.

Oh and everyone try not to forget about that whatchamacallit Top 25 Thingo

But for now, PAYCE!


-Pollywannabeathug




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